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nereyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jooooooooooooooo te pareces a mi incluso en los mosqueos...........jajajajajja y tambien tengo un marido simpatico(ironia) jajajajajajaj me lo voy a llevar con el simpatico del tuyo al carnaval, pero lo voy a disfrazar de mendigo y asi lo dejo en una esquina pidiendo mientras yo me divierto jajajajajajaja

pues nada corazon sigue con tu algecireño (especiales le llamamos aqui) jajajajajaja, por si no lo sabias, pero no le digas que te lo ha dicho una de la linea que me dira piojosa jajajajajaj, bueno yo no naci en la linea, yo soy de ceuta.........soy caballa jajajjajaa
me voyyyyyyyyy


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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: buenooooooooooooooooo...y por qué le decís especiales??????????? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: especial es para mí desde luego :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: xq estoy casá que sino por mi madre que contraatacaba, xq está pa comerle la uña del deo gordo del pié mínimo... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:...cuando tenga más confianza con él le preguntaré... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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jajajjaja que peligro tienes.................atacaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jajajajjaja que si no se va a enterar nadie jajajajajajjaja

pues si te digo no lo se por que le dicen especiales........ni idea, aqui cuando se habla de alguien de algeciras y no esta de acuerdo con lo que dicen, pues le dicen "de algeciras tenias que ser, especiales" jajajaja, pero ya sabes como son estas cosas...........vete tu a saber por que........jajajajjaja


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MEGAN no me tientes :lol::lol::lol::lol: que yo por morder, muerdo, pero no quiero pecar... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pos esta tarde tiene que venir, y se lo voy a preguntar...SIN COTILLA YO!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Que puede ser que me apalee? po yo me dejaré encantada... :coqueta::coqueta: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Eso es como el dicho de aquí de Cádiz "eres como los de Jerez, si no tocas, no ves" y yo lo corroboro que soy jerezana desde que nací (aunque ahora sea viva en Cádiz y quiera a Cádiz con tó mis cinco sentíos) pero yo si no toco no veo, todo lo tengo que tocar... aunque yo me se de uno que se está librando del toqueteo... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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nena quien ha dicho que eso es pecao??.........cuando tos los hombres casados lo hacen?? jajajajajajaja..........y yo te digo como me dijo uno.........."si no lo dices nadie se entera" jajajajajaja

pecao es dejar que se lo coman otras jajajajajaja, nada nena aprovecha hija, la vejez viene muy rapido jajajajjaja


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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: El problema no es que se entere nadie, es la conciencia de cada uno, so peaso de petarda!!! Y mi conciencia no pué quedá susia :cry: que me estresaaaaaaa :cry:
Por cierto, ya ha venido el maromo y le he dicho eso de que le dicen especial, y se ha medio reido (pero no me mira a los ojos, será... :cry:) y me ha dicho que no sabe el motivo de por qué se les dice eso, y le dije q tu eras de la linea, y me dicen, pues a ellos se les dice piojosos :lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: es decir que os llevais geniales :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Luego me llaman a mi salidorra por gustarme los asiaticos ponerme a decirles burradas en las fotos (obviamente estando de coña con otra gente, que yo no soy albañila ni lo quiero ser xDD) y aqui estais vosotras cospirando contra un pobre chico indefenso.....
DEJADSELO A LAS SOLTERAS COÑEEEEE que pa algo estamos solteras joe xDD Y QUIEN NO CHUPA ES POR QUE NO QUIERE (aunque les suena muy mal a algunas malpensadas que yo conozco...:lol:)
Nereya, te digo yo que si voy a Cadiz me escapo de la excursion pa verte xDD que a mi los museos me aburren bastante la verdad (manda huevos qu eme aburran y quiera ser guia turistica xDD me voy a comer mas museos que el papa relicarios....:lol:), pero ya te digo que voy a intentar convencer a mi madre pa que se apunte y nos quedemos un finde alli, que mi madre ama su tacita de plata

Por cierto.... si estuvieramos hablando un idioma similar al japones, no habria tantos remordimientos de conciencia, ya que alli no hay generos ni numeros en los sustantivos, por lo que cuando dicen "he salido con un amigo", pueden referirse a: un amigo, una amiga, unos amigos, unas amigas... asi que no hay tanto remordimiento de conciencia porque tu le dices la verdad, pero la cuestion es cómo lo interpretan los demas asi que..... UTILIZAD EL GENERO NEUTRO!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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jajajajaj nereya que te dije............jajajajajja bueno le dices que yo no soy piojosa..........te voy a decir otro secreto de los especiales...........jajajajajja una gitana del romerito echó una maldicion a la feria de algeciras de que algun dia de la feria lloviera...........y casi siempre se cumpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jajajajajajajajajja

bueno niña posi......la conciencia, y sobretodo de las mujeres.........jolines nos hicieron asi, por que los hombres no tienen ninguna jajajajajaja

mira no te pongas celosilla que seguro que encuentras un caitano pa ti solterito, dejale a ella el especial........ves nereya si es especial jajajajajajajaja
uysssss que no te mira a los ojosssssssss eso kiere decir muchoooooooooooooooooo ainsssssssssss que ta enamoraoooooooooo y le da cosilla de mirarte fijamente...........jajajajajajja


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MIRA claro que si mujerrrrrr, convence a tu mamiiiii, pero me avisas,ehhhhh??????????????? :-D Y con referencia a los chinos, ellos no se complican la vida,no? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

MEGAN jajajajjaja, si, le cuesta trabajo mirarme, me mira cuando estoy de espaldas, que ayer, estaba en la oficina, de espldas a la puerta buscando una cosa en la estantería, y hablando con mi compi, y cuando me da por volverme, me lo veo mirándome dejao caé en la puerta, bueno, evidentemente me asusté, no lo miré, por vergüenza, pero se puso ahí sin desí ni pío... o sino cuando me ve que no miro, pero yo que soy espabilá, lo miro de reojillo :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: AY MADRE QUE ESA CARA NO SE PUÉ AGUANTÁÁÁÁÁ :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Lo de la feria de la gitana, eso mismo, no? por qué echó la maldición? :lol::lol::lol::lol: cuando es la feria de allí? Ah, y yo de especialita nada,en? eso pal maromo... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

RUBITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ande te metes?¿?¿?¿?


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Hola chicas... Ya veo que os desorinais.. Pero sois muy malas con tantos pensamientos pecaminosos y megan..... No incites a nere al adulterio ...........

Aunque si el gachÓ no se enterÁ.. Ojos que no ven .... A por el especial nere.. Que una canita al aire no debe de venir nada mal par body... Y a tu pepita grilla la mandas de vacaciones.
Por cierto mi novio tambien es supersimpÁtico( superironia) sobre todo en las aglomeraciones, asÍ que lo disfrazo de guardia civi... Que solo le falta el bigote.. Y me pierdo con vosotras por cai.... Jaja

por cierto nere... Cuando me recomiendas que vaya a cadiz para ver mas cositas en la calle, el dia del carrusel de coros o cual???? Besitos...


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